its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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