he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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