dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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