Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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