Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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