trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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