nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And then my night got REAL pukey
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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