i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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