Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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