Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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