im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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