I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I love you. Go after that dick
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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