i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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