your parents love me but you hate me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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