At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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