I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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