There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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