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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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