Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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