It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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