Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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