So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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