she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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