There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
