your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
3 2 1 whiskey
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
