bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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