One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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