Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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