drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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