I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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