Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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