he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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