So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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