He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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