Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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