i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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