How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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