is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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