Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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