Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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