No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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