What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
