But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
