Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
