Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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