how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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