After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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