you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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