just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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