People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
People in love make me want to vomit
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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