Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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