You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize