Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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