Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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