Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
