Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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