I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
