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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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