ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yo dont text me then not text me
grandma shit on top of the toilet
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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